This is fowl word play.

I'm a gross follower and really want an ipad so that I can work on digital pieces somewhere other than this dark art cave.

Apparently this is what Steve Jobs does these days. Witnesses report seeing him wandering from PC user to PC user in the dead of night, showing up at the foot of their bed and whispering "one of us...one of us...gobble gobble... one of us..." On a more technical note, I had no idea turkeys had so many different types of feathers. Complicated little de-evolved dinosaur!